(I just read this on another board and thought it was so cute...)
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game-
While both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antler still after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
(and these female reindeer are also in their third trimester of pregnancy!)
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